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From the Editor-In-Chief
Boy, do I have a special treat for you. I have been informed by Saina Lawrence Muna
that our MENSA team @ Micropacific Labs have finally developed that Telepathic Infusion
according to our Saina's requisites. Abiba Chamori.
You are all familiar with E-Mails? and Texting? Well our geniuses at the Lab
have designed the Global Masking Network which will allow you
and every person in the Universe to receive Telepathic Messages from our Saina.
All the years of dedication and hardwork have finally paid-off. The thousands of hours
f study, trials, and tribulations; the decades of intense mental anguish;
our worldwide Telepathy & Telekineses projects; plus our Subliminal Messaging forum
....are responsible for us bringing you the FUTURE...N O W.
Here is how it works:
To be included in our Saina's Global Address, you simply CHANT these phrases:
Guåhu Patgon Saina...
Guåhu Chamori....
Pacha Yu' Nåna
Håtmi Yu' På'go....Guåhu Si ( Your Name)
***Repeat it Seven (7) times....to prime and
alert the Neurons in your brain.
TRY IT. TRY IT. It works. Do not be afraid. These kinds of discoveries make me so darn proud
to be CHAMORI and to proclaim that WE ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE
in the UNIVERSE. Abiba Taotao Tano
Si Yu'os Ma'ase'
With personal regards,
Meesha Paddington
Editor-In-Chief